The Strongest In the History Of Flight Attendants!
1, (boarding, the stewardess MM welcoming in the plane door, up a handsome guy … …), air hostesses MM: “Welcome to flight, what seat would you?” Guy: “I am a Scorpio, you!” Stewardess (a look of shy-like): “Really Well, a coincidence Oh, yeah … … I am also a Scorpio,” lined up behind the passengers fainted. 2, (boarding is completed, radio, roll … …) Attendant: “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to take this flight, you sit on the runway, fasten your seat belts, our plane will take off soon … …” Passengers Puhan … …, 3, (a state of the aircraft at take-off, the roar of a great flight attendants A and B sitting in first class flight attendant chat … …) Stewardess A: “see, that visitors nose exposed, and Oh ~” Stewardess B: “can not hear, you say?” A flight attendant have to shout to repeat them again and still shaking his head stewardess B hear. At this moment the passengers came up to me, leans stewardess B ear, said: “Miss, she said that my nose came off!” 4, (aircraft finally “crawl” on the high altitude, into stable flight, flight attendants began to get drinks … …), a male passenger rang the call bell. Attendant: “Sir, What can help?” Male passengers silent. (Probably the first time flying, he was somewhat nervous.) Flight attendant explained: “This is a call bell, and then if there is any need for it, we will promptly help you!” Male passengers nodded. MM can not return to seats and other flight attendants, calling bell rang. MM stewardess looked back and saw men stand up passengers, call bell mouth in front yelled: “Coke ~ ice ~” Attendant: … … 5, (flight attendants for drinks in the following … …) “Madam, Hello! How are you a drink?” Middle-aged female passenger said shyly: “do not drink, do not drink.” So flight attendants whispered: “Oh … for free …” Female passenger: “ah? Free ah! I want a cup of orange juice, a cup of Coke, a cup of coffee, but also … …” Finished, think of the woman passenger, and from the bag and pulled out a bottle, said: “Give me milk filling point in it! I want to drink ticket to come back.” Stewardess dizziness … … 6, (send drinks following the flight attendants cheer … …) Attendant: “Sir, you are drinking orange juice or apple juice to drink?” Passenger: “You have apple juice here smell it?” Flight attendants continue to dizziness in the … … 7, (stewardess helping the wall for drinks in the … …) Attendant: “Hello, Is there anything I can do for you? Passenger: “can be a glass of water?” Attendant: “Of course, mineral water, right?” Passenger: “There is fruit juice?” Attendant: “Yes, orange juice and peach juice, which does need to?” Passenger: “There is coke?” Attendant: “Yes, you need ice?” Passenger: “Then give me a coffee!” ‘? Flight attendants. . . . . . 8, (MM stewardess holding two coffee back? Cabin … …) At this time, a passenger asked the flight attendant pointed out the window: “Miss, this is what Lake ah?” MM stewardess replied: “coffee pot.” Passenger dizziness in … … 9, (BUZZ, call bell rang … …) Passenger: “Miss, you have nail clippers?” Attendant: “You when I was little Ding Dong ah … …” From “in the history of most of the flight attendants! (Laughing raucously ~ ~) “